Boring guys disgust me.
Today, one of my good friends, Dee, asked me if Farrah and I, as well as her good friend, Renee, could accompany her in her date with a guy she knew for about 2 weeks. So we said yes, since there was NOTHING to do. How sad. It was Friday and we seriously had NO plans how to fill up the time.
*shakes head, feeling superdumb*
Anyway. We met that guy, H, and he was so...undesirable. Period. His eyes were meaningless. He was short. Clutching a thick file to his chest. I swear, mine is broader than his. I cannot really judge on that guy's appearance, but yessss.. all the three of us which acted like stupid stalkers (thanks to Dee) felt so awful looking at him. My stomach began to squish some weird liquid, making me feel so uneasy. My lunch was close to coming out from my throat to the pavement.
And I am not even exaggerating.
We hang out at the mall...with Renee, Farrah and I cracking stupid jokes and trying to push Dee and H together.. you know, those kiddy immature kind of like pushing, so that they would hit each other and maybe fall for each other (God forbid.). Dee was blushing like crazy. My face was red from too much laughing because the three of us were squirting water at each other and we were drenched at our tits area. Haha. People were just looking at us being silly! We were such cheap gimmicks.
We feigned lesbianism and started to do all sort of stereotypical lesbian acts like kissing and caressing each others' body and god, Dee was so embarrassed of us! H was speechless. I suspect he was dumb. He never talked at all, except for a few occasional comments and guess what? He talked bad behind my back. Huh! He was not manly enough, so I cornered him and asked what bad things he said about me and he was like, "NOTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Haha. I threw a slice of lemon (from Renee's lemonade) at him deliberately, all in the spirit on fun, because all of us were squirting water and shooting ice pieces from straws.
Today must have been his biggest nightmare. He was just so soft! What kind of men would let himself be taken advantage by girls? I swear, we could so rape him. He was just so helpless. After that date, I think Dee would never ask us to tag along because we kind of screwed their dates, but oh well. He was just being too shy for his own good, and we were bored to tears. He even ate 3/4 of our fries! Damnit. I was left licking chili sauces. We left the McDonald's hungry because we ran around alot squirting and playing with water and did too much talking while H stuffed himself with fries and fish burger.
That was just SOOO wrong. I mean, H should leave us some fries. We were FAMISHED. I bought snacks after we left that place. Stupid selfish fries-eating ass.
Never, ever date a guy who clutches a thick file to his chest and has a flat pocket.
OH OH!!!
Yes, that fries...was not HIS! He did NOT pay for anything AT ALL. Those fries were OURS. The lemonades were OURS. Except for the burger, everything was OURS.
We were so cheated. Hmmpfff!
8:15 p.m. - 2004-07-30
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