Two men got lost in a thick forest and were starving for more than 2 days.
One of them fell sick and the other went around to find a shelter for them...and yes, they found a hut in the middle of the forest. Yay.
So okay, the healthy man dropped off his sick friend in the hut. Inside the hut, there was only a steamed corn but no water. Damn. So the healthy man thought he should eat the corn, so he could gain some energy to look for other food for both of them to eat. So he hid the corn under his shirt, and told his sick friend he wanted to look for food.
Just as he stepped out of the house, he stumbled upon an old, semi-blind witch.
"Hey young man. Do you want to live? If so, you have to fuck me, or I'll kill you both. As a reward, I'll give you a pail of water.""Okay."
Now, of course the healthy man did not want to fuck with that old witch. So he used the corn he hid under his shirt, and fuck that witch with that corn.
Disgusted, he threw the juice-slathered corn into the hut back.
"Wow, your dick was huge. I am very very satisfied. Ok, here's your reward, a pail of water," the witch said happily.
So without wasting time, the healthy man went inside the house, only to find that his used-to-be-sick friend looking radiant and...healthy.
"Hey man, I thought you were so sick just now?!""Not anymore. Hey!! Thanks for the buttered corn you left on the table! It was AWESOME."
4:55 p.m. - 2004-07-10
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