freakymandy's Diaryland Diary

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Laxatives Are Proven Useless

Oww... my butt hurts.

I don't know what is up with my body system.

I took in two tablets of laxatives (MORE STORY BELOW) and nothing came out from the ass. Nothing, nothing at all!

And I thought laxatives are meant to make something come out from my ass.

I went to the nearest pharmacy and plucked in so much courage to buy that bottle of laxatives because I did not want anyone to know that I was going to use it to experiment on how it worked.

And in the end, this is the result.

Result: No shit. Laxatives are proven useless to Mandy.

How can I ever cure my system? I'm at my wits end.

... and I'm sure a lot of shit is inside my rectum. Damn... do I need to consult a doctor for this? I think so.

People don't have an idea of how torturous it is... to live with a week old shits and not being able to shit... even after using laxatives...

I'm angry. GRR. Nah, "GRR" enough doesn't express to you how sad or how frustrated I am. You just need to imagine how I feel. That's it. I don't need to give too many details... not being able to shit is every mankind's discomfort.

~Mandy~

7:47 p.m. - 2003-03-10

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