I have not been writing about the people I made friends with this year. Old friends are like gold. Crap. They all have totally forgotten about me.
This year I started it off with a good note. Even had a small clique. Haha, clique. 5 or 6 of us. The introverted clan in the class of 40. But guess what, we're not close outside class, so you won't see me talking about them. Sad, I know.
I'm now very close Farrah and she's awesome. She is my childhood friend... know her for 8 years. We actually quarrelled a lot so we used to hate each other. We couldn't meet eye to eye until this year when we suddenly bonded by a milkshake from shop that has since closed down. We're becoming as close as sisters. Not by blood, but we've been through so much. We talk a lot. A LOT.
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Me: You know what, I have an eating disorder.
Farrah: Really? Take care of yourself, girl. I don't want you to hurt yourself. *hugs*
Me: I promise I won't hurt myself.
Farrah: You won't. Because I love you.
Me: [grinning]
Farrah: I know you're bi, but I am not, but I love you.
Me: I love you, I am bi, but you don't attract me.
Farrah: Ouch! Fine. Have you watched porn before?
Me: Yeah. Hahahahaa.
Farrah: When did you start?
Me: When I was 10 years old?
Farrah: Me too. What prompted us to do that, huh?
Me: Curiousity. Horny. Inquisitiveness. Passion. Desire. Etcetra.
Farrah: Horny...
Me: Ok, don't think about it too much.
Farrah: I want sex.
Me: Go get it!
Farrah: I said I wanted to... but I don't NEED to have it.
Me: Fine, fine.
Farrah: Hey, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
Farrah: I have one!
Me: OH REALLY? Can I meet him?
[Show off. :p]
Farrah: Ow, okay. He's this perfect guy with nice ass and perfect face. People say he's ugly but he's not!!! HE'S GORGEOUS. HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE FUEL TO THE BURNING LOVE OF DESIRE. MY LOVER. MY LOVE.
Me: ...
Two months later, and no meeting her boyfriend. Then we went out to people watch.
Farrah: [checking her mobile for messages] THAT BASTARD. UGLY BASTARD. SHORT PENIS. IDIOT JERK!
Me: Um.. who?
Farrah: THAT IDIOT - MY EX BOYFRIEND!
And they say love makes us blind. A-ha!
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We shared so many secrets.
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One question: Guys always boast about how long their penises are. I'm born a jealous bisexual girl. I don't have a penis I can boast about but does anyone know how deep a vagina is?
I wanna boast about it.
Imagine.
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Date me: I am 15 years old, cute, innocently wild, brown hair, and my vagina can hold sticks up to 10 inches long! So.... flood my mail and I'll reply shortly!
Ha ha, slut.
5:57 a.m. - 2004-06-24
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